If this doesn’t make you laugh…..die.

I look stupid when I wear this much eye makeup because I have tiny eyes. It looks great on her though!
Friends suck when you’re pregnant. I don’t have a fucking disease. Or is it because I can’t drink? Didn’t know that was the only reason people liked hanging out with me.
PRETTY RADICAL.
They cut out her heart when she was a little girl.
And in the fishing boat she thought she saw the shadow of God.
He didn’t smile at her and she decided he never came at all.
And when she died, she was going nowhere nowhere, nowhere.









