Writing Spider
If this doesn’t make you laugh…..die.

If this doesn’t make you laugh…..die.

I look stupid when I wear this much eye makeup because I have tiny eyes. It looks great on her though!

I look stupid when I wear this much eye makeup because I have tiny eyes. It looks great on her though!

Yep.

Friends suck when you’re pregnant. I don’t have a fucking disease. Or is it because I can’t drink? Didn’t know that was the only reason people liked hanging out with me. 

PRETTY RADICAL.

They cut out her heart when she was a little girl.
And in the fishing boat she thought she saw the shadow of God.

He didn’t smile at her and she decided he never came at all.
And when she died, she was going nowhere nowhere, nowhere.

<3

<3

I just made my first CD purchase in probably 2 years. Fucking hooray!!!! 

We&#8217;re like a boat drifting in a lonely sea And the stars and moon shine down on me Down, down the river we go Holding on for dear life to the last stick of the raft For we do love And he tried to be brave through each and every tear And the only warmth is the warmth of-their bodies 

We’re like a boat drifting in a lonely sea 
And the stars and moon shine down on me 
Down, down the river we go 
Holding on for dear life to the last stick of the raft 
For we do love 
And he tried to be brave through each and every tear 
And the only warmth is the warmth of-their bodies 

Annnnnnnnnnyyything purple&#8230;

Annnnnnnnnnyyything purple…

I&#8217;ll eat anything purple, I guess.

I’ll eat anything purple, I guess.

I&#8217;ll take these with the purple lemonade.

I’ll take these with the purple lemonade.